Kitty Cat Scallopini

I know that you are really in to recipe warz and shitte, FizzyPoof, but if you try to eat me I will murder you in your sleep.

Costumed Freaks

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

OMG those Dogz look fucking dumbass this time of year.

 

Vampire Cat

Hey PhysioProf,

When you leave for work I have nothing to do but eat and sleep. Can you leave your computer here tomorrow so that I can watch Twilight on Netflix? All my friends have seen it.

Thanks,
PhysioCat

PhysioCat Can Busta Move

Dear PhysioProf,

I know that you recently took the blame for the troll that was broken during a PhysioFamily dance party. I appreciate that you totally threw yourself under the bus on that one, but there was no need dude.

That shit was all me.

PhysioCat

Kid unclear on the concept.

A child of my acquaintance earned some major points with me when one of her first actual words, as a babbling baby, was “Kitty!”

However, within mere weeks of adding “kitty” to her vocabulary, she applied it to a Boston Terrier.

Triangular ears do not a feline make, yo!

Awkward PhysioFamily Photos

Look, I know you two are serious cat people, but if you get any ideas from this picture, I am totally peace out.

Fuzz-eek II

PhysioCat’s New Sekritary

I’m thinking I may just start posting 10-15 hilarious YouTube videos a day to help get my traffic up.

The contortionist

Don’t look at me with such disdain.  If you could lick your own ass, you’d be doing it too.

How to lose your hand

I see you over there reading the wikiHow entry on How to Pet a Cat, you fucknut.  If you try to touch me, I’m going to bite your fucking nads.